Services and Prices

Natal Astrology

Birth Chart Reading, Report, 2 hour prep

60 minute reading of a two hour prepped narrative on your birth chart. This will include the 7 visible planets, based in a whole house system, and focusing on the angular houses. You will also received a printed version via email.

Blind Reading - Birth Chart or Transit Chart Reading, No Report or Prep

60 minutes reading with no prep and no report. I will "freestyle" a reading in real time.

Birth Chart Follow-Up

60 minute reading based on a birth chart reading you've already purchased. This is useful for more questions and a deeper dive into what was already provided in the original reading. Must have previously had a Birth Chart Reading.

General Astrological Discussion

60 minute discussion on whatever topic suits your fancy. We can discuss your birth chart, transit chart, or any other topic related to astrology. I am also a clinical social worker, so we can use a clinical lens on your planetary dynamics.

All services rendered are for entertainment purposes only, but really fucking good entertainment.

Frequently Asked Questions

How do I schedule with you?

Click on the "Book Online" link at the top right corner of the home page and follow the prompts.

Do I need to prepare for the session?

When you book your appointment, you MUST include your birth data. Birth data includes your exact birth time (hrs:mins), birth date (mm/dd/yr), and your birth place. If you don't have the exact time, make a note and include the best approximate guess - based on reports from family, was it day or night, was it evening or morning, or was it before or after sunrise/sunset.

Do I need to download an app for the appointment?

You have to download Teleport-Video to enter the session from the appointment link. However, you don't have to create an account. The app is embedded in the scheduling platform.

What forms of payment do you take?

Right now, I take Paypal, Zelle, Cashapp, and Venmo.